doctorbluesmanreturns:

enbies-and-felonies:

adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

…..why this kinda sLAP THO

how do I explain that my favourite song is just a tik tok

@daisy-coloured-dreams

sunshinesalmon:

calocera:

drefvalentine:

pilgrimattinkercreek1974:

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

yeah it’s pretty funny

xiyouji:

one of my coworkers has these really cute shoelaces and i almost said it to them . i almost said it. i think if i had i would have died on the spot

engardetoreador:

malkavian-rights-activist:

engardetoreador:

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

personalgremlin:

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

fullmetalfisting:

How about you create a platonic polycule with your coworkers called a union

tetranocular:

fishpillowses:

“This representation was groundbreaking for the time and a lot of people liked it” and “This may have aged poorly and many modern audiences from the group don’t feel represented by it and are bothered by aspects of it” are not mutually exclusive

see also: “it’s okay to feel uncomfortable with these pieces of media due to their clumsy—if not harmful—depictions” and “some people still enjoy them, despite their flaws, especially older people who grew up without the same amount of representation we have today, and it’s not your place to tell someone they can’t like it”

biblioprincessdalian:

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

teathattast:

grymmdark:

tuiccim:

Say it LOUDER!!!!

im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope

rackets-and-fuel:

This pretty much sums it all up:

cream-and-punishment:

The four horsemen of the apocalypse bringing all of us to superhell:

koscheiy:

Eurovision: how bisexual do you want to look

Italy: yes

badluckbee-art:

me @ måneskin